Good luck with your exams!

It's that ridiculously stressful time of the year again: the dreaded period when everyone goes to bed half-muttering quadratic equations to themselves or staying up four nights in a row in order to finish the multitude of essays that all just happen to be due on the same day.

Now's not the time to be regretting what could have been if you had only bothered to read your readings or to actually show up to that Friday afternoon lecture that you decided to forgo so that you could enjoy an unofficial "day off".

Instead, remember this pearl of wisdom:

When life gives you lemons, feel sorry for the guy next to you who got Brussels sprouts instead.



Good luck, everyone!