Whilst cleaning up my room I came across a joke in my Modern notes.
Enjoy! (Although you may have read it somewhere before)
Found on the wall of the Bushranger Hotel, Collector, NSW
"Philosopher's Corner"
Socialism - You have 2 cows and give 1 to your neighbour.
Communism - You have 2 cows: the government takes both and gives you the milk.
Fascism - You have 2 cows: the government takes both and sells you the milk.
Nazism - You have 2 cows: the government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism - You have 2 cows: the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
Capitalism - You have 2 cows: you sell one and buy a bull.
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9 comments:
I remember this one!
Funny how things make better sense when you throw cows into the mix.
HAHAHA!
I strike again!
Only those who are desperate, lonely and not to mention cowardly, would resort to hiding behind the cloak of anonymity whilst causing a commotion in order to garner the attention of others that they tragically lack.
Your joke's getting rather old. Grow up.
Your words hurt me so much... [emotion=sarcasm]
How do you know that I need to grow up...LOL...
The Cloak of Anonymity (opponent attack misses +75%, damage reduction +50%, Special: cloaks character)
It is a cool joke...hehe...something to keep me busy and you guessing. Or is it distracted while something more insidious happens? (Like your metaphorical grave being dug with your own shovel)
Who the hell is this person?
Some random person who stumbled upon your blog, or some "friend" playing a mean prank?
In any case Im still waiting for Cathy to give me your email ><
So I'll give u mine instead so u can add me :p
tekato01@hotmail.com
hopefully you remember who I am ><
Taifu,
Tis' a private joke by a friend. Don't butt in again, though :) :)
Neh...have I stopped you from blogging now Ky, or are you too
busy grave-digging.
Neh...visit me at www.bonniewantsagrave.com/kylieisdiggingit/digging.html :)
PS. If you can't guess by now who this is then...well...I don't have anymore words to say then and you shall never know until I choose to reveal it. :)
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-___- u bum, use your own name instead of anonymous!!
by the way the last comment was by me - bon - ky's sis
Update your blog Kylie!
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